dicktoot

a small pocket of air trapped in the shaft of the penis after experiencing back draft from a queef.

I really thought my cock would explode after that ridiculous dicktoot!

by mcsmithers April 4, 2009

DickRoot

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

dicktooth

a person being very stupid,or a person being very selfish only caring about what they want to have or do.

that dicktooth just cut me off,or your a real dicktooth pal!!!!

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

dicknooty

Dick. Nut. and Booty

It smells like dicknooty in here. Yes someone had their penis in someones' ass.

by malloymeboy February 22, 2008