dicktoot
dicktoot by mcsmithers April 4, 2009
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Dickboots
The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.
Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.
Dickboots by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011
dickfoot
1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"
dickfoot by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009
dicktooth
a person being very stupid,or a person being very selfish only caring about what they want to have or do.
Dickfoot
There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:
1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.
Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.
Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
dicknooty
dicknooty by malloymeboy February 22, 2008
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