dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

Dickfoot

Dickfoot does not require a definition, those who are dickfoots are stained with whiteout oulining a dick on their shoe/foot.

Hey dean pass me the white out, *passes white out* alright mad *draws dick on jamies foot*

he was now dubbed as the "dickfoot".

by The all watching eye June 6, 2017

Dickfoot

Dickfoot is an dream demon, who is over 5,000 years old. He lives in the Dark Swap Meet, past the regular shops, behind the Dress Maker. He stands at the door of his Alterations Boutique dressed in an all white suit. Once in side his boutique as he passes the doors he changes into a Dark, tall, hairy and brooding demon with a Penis for a foot. Dickfoot wears a large sheep skin condom on his foot to keep the infinite seamen that spews from penis foot from releasing his seed into your dreams. If you survive the interaction with Dickfoot you can choose a life of Riches, Adventure, or a Normal life. Unfortunately, his children, which are demons minions, will look for you for the rest of your life. Choose wisely

Dude last night I feel asleep and ran into Freddy Kruegers father himself! The Dream Master Dickfoot! His foot looked like a fuckin horse dick spewing demon cum infinitely but it was covered up with a large sheep skin condom. It was nasty the cum kept seeping out of the cockring in the pattern of a heartbeat.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus March 3, 2023

Dickfoot

When a man's penis is long enough to cover the entire length of a woman's bare foot with a minimum length of 9.6875 inches (or longer) *or roughly a women's size 8.5 (U.S.)*, measured from the back of her heel to the tip of her longest toe, then that man is considered to be a "Dickfoot", as well as to be considered in the classification of the highly regarded and intimidating Dickfoot family of male endowment.

While Bill was getting out of the shower, his newly found girlfriend was rushing into the bathroom to use it, unaware of his nakedness. Without thinking she shouted... "OMG Bill!!!... I heard that you were long but not Dickfoot long!!!" ... while she attempted to cover the length of his male member, all while falling a bit short due to her women's size 8 (U.S.) that just could not quite do the job.

by Dr. Buster Hyman (DF Div.) November 8, 2025

DickRoot

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011