dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

Dickaration

A dickaration is the equivalent of a decoration and it has the same concept as well. You can look but you cannot touch. This is what we call a dickaration.

Michael: Hey buddy, have you seen the new chick that got hired yet?
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.

by Miggity Mack December 27, 2011

Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023

Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023