Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first persondiagnosed with this deadly disease.
Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.
Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".
She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.