Dicktank
Dicktank by Larry Koole December 7, 2003
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Dicktaker
A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011
dickwanker
A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.
Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life
Girl 2: What about your ex?
Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011
dickwank
fuck your a dickwank!
dickwanked
dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008
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