Dicktank 

Another name for the toilet. Synonyms: Shitplace, Peeing Area.

"Hey Barry, do you got a dicktank in this piece of shit you call an apartment?"

Dicktank by Larry Koole December 7, 2003

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

Dicktaker 

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.

A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!

Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

Dicktance 

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

Dicktance by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dickwanker 

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

dickwank by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickwanked 

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008