dicksmut

a dick smut is one who is a nasty hoe who instintly fucks more than 50% of the roomates in any given household she will accomplish the task in no longer than a week.

hey dicksmut.
let me suck you and all of your roomates off in the next 5 hours.

dicksmut by Dr. l February 9, 2009

dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

dicksmith

A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.

A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.

dicksmith by zedkiel January 17, 2008

dicksmurf 

'Dicksmurf' is an offensive, and accusing word used in verbal fights and insults. The word 'dicksmurf' implies that the insultee has a tiny, blue penis.

You are a dicksmurf.

dicksmurf by fermal February 2, 2007

dicksmith

another term for whore/slut. She "bangs" dicks like a blacksmith "bangs" metal.

Did you see that dicksmith on the corner of 4th and Elm St?

dicksmith by MN_Kid January 27, 2010

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) 

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.

Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012

dicksmith

one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.

Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.

dicksmith by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009