dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead

A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...

by Ali P March 17, 2004

dickquidity

Adjective describing a woman's general level of access to new men.

As a bartender, Jenny has a very high level of dickquidity. Since random guys throw it at her all the time you'd better bring your A game.

Helen is a low level of dickquidity since she works at a library and rarely goes out. There are probably cobwebs down there. Even you have a chance.

by BonerBandit April 20, 2012

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

Dickquid

Male discharge. Can signify either Pre-Semen, Semen, or any other liquid that comes out of the penis.

"Dude, if you really think about, we were all once Dickquid."

by l King Me l August 23, 2016

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019

dickquakes

The random twitches and aftershocks a girl experiences the day after you pound her into oblivion.

I'm going to rail this girl so hard it'll make the Metro North look like pussies. She'll feel dickquakes for days.

by AntwonRida October 10, 2017

dicksuaded

To persuade someone with good dick

I think ill give chris another chance. He really dicksuaded me last night

by Chrispbacon84 April 8, 2021