Dickquid

Male discharge. Can signify either Pre-Semen, Semen, or any other liquid that comes out of the penis.

"Dude, if you really think about, we were all once Dickquid."

by l King Me l August 23, 2016

Dickquil

When after having sex all you want to do is go to sleep because it was so good, and you are so damn tired.

“She calls me "Dickquil",her day or night medicine”.

"damn, you musta had some Dickquil last nite, its 3pm and you are just waking up!"

by Superman'sLover June 1, 2009

dickquidity

Adjective describing a woman's general level of access to new men.

As a bartender, Jenny has a very high level of dickquidity. Since random guys throw it at her all the time you'd better bring your A game.

Helen is a low level of dickquidity since she works at a library and rarely goes out. There are probably cobwebs down there. Even you have a chance.

by BonerBandit April 20, 2012

dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead

A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...

by Ali P March 17, 2004

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

dicksquid

sperm that can be felt wiggling

omg my dicksquid are all over your face

by Spooginator April 13, 2007

DickQuil

When a girl has a sore throat and sucks your dick for relief.

Girl: Damn, I have a sore throat
Guy: Maybe you need some DickQuil
Girl: What's that?
Guy: *unzips pants*

Girl: *sucks dick*
Girl: Wow! My throats doesn't hurt anymore!

by hoosiermedic April 18, 2018