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Disqualified 

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.
Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"
Disqualified by MR.DW December 21, 2008

Disqualified 

An event occurring in which you must immediately drop the offending party.
She got to playing on my phone so I disqualified her from my program.
Disqualified by Staccnpape June 17, 2025

pre-disqualified 

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.
John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!
pre-disqualified by bonchk August 1, 2010

Disquadified 

No longer a member of the squad.
Bruh my bad but you're no longer on our level so you're disquadified .
Disquadified by Hey.Its.Yami October 27, 2015

Already Taken Disqualification 

Someone who is already in a relationship and is not eligible to hookup with or get with you and/or them.
Jason: Is your ex texting you again? I guess he's already heard that you broke up with your boyfriend.
Charmaine: I think he's trying to get drafted during Transfer Season. For some reason he's ignoring the Already Taken Disqualification.
Jason: That guy's got a bad case of CharMania. I could see him wearing a t-shirt with your face on it!

dickqualified 

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.
Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.
dickqualified by GlazeHer May 14, 2016
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