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Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"
Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

dickheadedness 

The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole
I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.
dickheadedness by JR April 23, 2005

dickheaded dickhead

when some is more than just a dickhead.
what a dickheaded dickhead

Dicksubbed

Verb; The act of slapping/rubbing your dick on someone’s sandwich without them knowing.
“My girlfriend asked me to bring her a sandwich right after I found out she cheated on me. So me and my friends totally dicksubbed that bitch.”
Dicksubbed by Jeff Epstein August 13, 2019

dicktuated

When you have sex with someone and its so good they quit their job and don't want to leave. Cant wait to have sex with you again and continue to be around to make sure they don't miss any opportunity to do so.
Jessica is so dicktuated with Steve-O she even quit her job
dicktuated by virgin nightmare September 21, 2017

Dickheadedness 

Just how much of a dickhead one is
Karens dickheadedness is unbeleiveable
Dickheadedness by bruh im so smrt September 6, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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