dickquids

the eternally watching sauce of the dick.

My dickquids await the arrival of my under garments, so that they may squirt their final drop within them.

by El Godblio April 9, 2008

Dickroids

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

Dickquil

When after having sex all you want to do is go to sleep because it was so good, and you are so damn tired.

“She calls me "Dickquil",her day or night medicine”.

"damn, you musta had some Dickquil last nite, its 3pm and you are just waking up!"

by Superman'sLover June 1, 2009

dickquidity

Adjective describing a woman's general level of access to new men.

As a bartender, Jenny has a very high level of dickquidity. Since random guys throw it at her all the time you'd better bring your A game.

Helen is a low level of dickquidity since she works at a library and rarely goes out. There are probably cobwebs down there. Even you have a chance.

by BonerBandit April 20, 2012

dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead

A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...

by Ali P March 17, 2004

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

Dickquid

Male discharge. Can signify either Pre-Semen, Semen, or any other liquid that comes out of the penis.

"Dude, if you really think about, we were all once Dickquid."

by l King Me l August 23, 2016