dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

Disqualified

When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.

“Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!”

by Ana1999 December 17, 2017

pre-disqualified

Usually a business prospect that you are thinking about doing business with then after some insightful thinking you disqualify them before even discussing business matters with them.

Could also be a potential boyfriend or girlfriend whom you like then before you even approach him/her you find out something awful about him/her that you cannot stand, you automatically disqualify them from being your boyfriend or girlfriend before you even talk to him/her.

John: " Look at that girl, isn't she hot?! I'd make her my wife."

James: " Yeah she is hot. You don't know Mary? She used to be a man then dated a rich guy who paid for her sex change."

John: What? For real? She is pre-disqualified then!

by bonchk August 1, 2010

Disqualified

An event or action in which you must immediatly drop the offending party.

Guy 1: "Why did everyone split on Jake last night"

Guy 2: "..After he said we should take beers to the ass I disqualified his ass"

by MR.DW December 21, 2008

Disqualified

An event occurring in which you must immediately drop the offending party.

She got to playing on my phone so I disqualified her from my program.

by Staccnpape June 17, 2025