dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.

What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?

dickopath by EvCrock September 5, 2017

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020

Sickopath 

A word closely resembling the term "psychopath", with an added twist- the person is sick, or disturbed to an extensive degree.

Girl 1: Did you hear that guy breathing outside the window?
Girl 2: Yeah.... It must have been some sickopath.

Sickopath by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

dickcathalon 

A blowjob that is truly almost never-ending. A dickcathalon blower is vigilant in her duties to finish but not without her partner. The dickcathalon takes extreme determination, skill, and the upmost endurance. The dickcathalon is approximately 2 to 11.9 hours in length(11.9 hrs being a personal record best) with only two minute breaks every 100 minutes.

There may be certain factors that affect said activity such as "partying" with drugs and/or alcohol.

When we finally got into the bedroom, she began the dickcathalon at 12:36 p.m. And finished at 7:08p.m. No bullshit.

dickcathalon by nikkiLikki August 5, 2012

dickopotamus 

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by Angel_star March 27, 2010

Sickopath 

A person who made the now infamous "I hate babies" rant. He has gotten numerous death threats and hate-mails because of it. The thing to keep in mind is that he is totally serious about everything he says.

Sickopath by 1001 October 8, 2003