dickmuggle
dickmuggle by Nick the dick vaughn November 13, 2021
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Dickjuggling Thundercunt
Dickjuggling Thundercunt by HuntMeDown237 June 12, 2013
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dicknugget
1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*
2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
*also known as a douchetard.*
2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
dicknugget by tendonitis October 19, 2008
Dickjuggling Thundercunt
"What do you call someone who's being mean?"
"A dickjuggling thundercunt thats what"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"A dickjuggling thundercunt thats what"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
Dickjuggling Thundercunt by train h October 12, 2016
Dickgiggle
The pain you feel when you have to pee but are sitting passenger in your friends car and they mess with you while they drive I hitting the brakes or going over bumps knowing that you can't go pee right that second.
My friends are assholes I have to pee so bad they keep hitting the breaks and giving me dickgiggles.
Dickgiggle by The OGAK December 10, 2017
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