dickmuggle

A pregnant bellied man of unfortunate looks and intelligence, who loves cheese.

Rob can't win cantin is a total dickmuggle!

by Nick the dick vaughn November 13, 2021

Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

Dickjuggling Thundercunt

Usually an insult of the highest order. Can be directed to either sex.

1. Stacy, you dickjuggling thundercunt! You just ruined my job promotion!

by HuntMeDown237 June 12, 2013

dickhugger

Someone who takes comfort in being at close proximity to a dick.

Don't you have a parade to go to, dickhugger?

by S4lut December 5, 2009

dickjuggler

A gurl who is with a lot of guys in a short time period (sorta like a pimp).

Michelle Lynn Perez is a dickjuggler.

by joey2183 May 30, 2007

dicknugget

1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"

"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"

by tendonitis October 19, 2008

Dickjuggling Thundercunt

What you supposedly call mean people

"What do you call someone who's being mean?"

"A dickjuggling thundercunt thats what"

"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by train h October 12, 2016