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Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
by King Festus December 04, 2005
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N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.
1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.
by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 12, 2006
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1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.
by Karthief July 28, 2011
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The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
by Seth G. June 19, 2017
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A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
by TimHdaman August 27, 2009
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Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.
D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.
by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 08, 2017
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A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap
by Shogun123 October 02, 2015
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