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Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.
A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering
Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

hood dickering 

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps
I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones
hood dickering by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Dickering 

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.
My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.
Dickering by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

dickering 

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.
He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.
dickering by jethro20 April 16, 2017

dickering 

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.
Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.
dickering by impermanence August 1, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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