dickjerkin

The act of masturbating ones dick.

Female: Your house smelled like beats.

Male: Yea from all that beatin.

Female: Huh?

Male: From all that dickjerkin, ya dig?

Class: Huh?

by tstiefler June 3, 2010

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

hood dickering

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

by team boobiez January 12, 2015

Dickering

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.

My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 16, 2017

dickering

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.

by impermanence August 1, 2008