dickifult

When you are describing someone who is being extremely challenging and/or hard to get along with. A descriptive word for someone who is being an asshole.

"Stop being so dickifult." "You are being extremely dickafult." "That person is so dickifult."

by Rypien37 January 28, 2023

dickful thinking

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

OR

Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

dickfuld

dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.

"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."

by ohstallion September 13, 2009

technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.

Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.

by King-Char January 9, 2017

Dickflute

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.

Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!

by El Dickflute July 9, 2010

dickful

a conversation about dicks

Arnie was talking about different size penises, it was a dickful conversation.

by Robinhood101 December 5, 2014

Dickfully

Adjective. In a beautiful, sensual way.

Ex: He snap chatted her dickfully.

by I'm.amazing August 1, 2017