The visionary pornographic director behind such adult
film classics as 'A tale of
two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting
Asians.'
'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last
night? I haven't been that
hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this
time Jesus does the nailing.'