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by Jiofobian June 24, 2016

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A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

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Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

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dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.

"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."

by ohstallion September 13, 2009

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