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dickhood 

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.
dickhood by BryanJ August 6, 2003
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dickhold 

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.
Mike is such a dickhold since he became single
dickhold by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006

Dickdoodlesville

A place where Projects pile up but nothing ever gets done
As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags spent most of his time Procrasturbating rather than getting any real work done
Dickdoodlesville by Birdy604 October 14, 2021

Dickholder 

A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.
*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!

Dickfooding 

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.
Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.
Dickfooding by ElFanum December 19, 2022

Dickdoodling 

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.
Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!
Dickdoodling by Yosemitic July 18, 2009
A dead white mans oddly black dick.
Wow, that dead guy has a dickoodle.
dickoodle by Shabootyeah May 6, 2018
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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