dickhold 

A man that fondles his penis because no one else will do it for him.

Mike is such a dickhold since he became single

dickhold by Chrisfromwis October 19, 2006

dickhold 

Literally: a guy who really just likes the feel of a dick in his hand. Generally used for a person who is rude and/or excessively stupid.

Aaron was being such a dickhold last night that I punched him in the face. He spilled his damn drink on me twice!

dickhold by Samanga June 26, 2010

Antfarm dickhole 

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.

Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!

Antfarm dickhole by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Wipe Your Dickhole 

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

Wipe Your Dickhole by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

dickhole 

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

dickhole by kevin t. April 12, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.

I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.

dickhole fucking by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008