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Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
by The Middle Man January 29, 2003
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?

-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
by Al Kareem Jamal July 21, 2009
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Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.
"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."
by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009
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The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.
by illusion of the pants April 18, 2010
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Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”
Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.
by CAATAD February 20, 2008
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To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things
Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!
by b2b April 14, 2009
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