dickholism 

a fatal disease causing the infected to obtain a cunt-like personality.

The new photo teacher is the epitome of dickholism.

dickholism by frootsnax & jesus September 20, 2008

dickaholism 

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.

Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."

dickaholism by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Dickmolished 

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick

Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra

Dickmolished by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015

dickholster 

1.A term used to describe a girl who has been around the block. 2.A term describing a woman's genitalia often being a holster for a man's genitalia. 3.A slut.

1.Is dickholster Pardue coming to the party this Saturday? 2.Roger from op-ed said she's just a dickholster.
3.She has the reputation of a dickholster.

dickholster by cshibby December 10, 2008

dickholes

an insignificant amount, an amount not suitable for sufficient proficiency.

I have dickholes for internet connection.

dickholes by cocknswallow March 1, 2011

Dickholemotherfucker 

When your dumbass decided to say what ever bullshit you said. Then people make fun of you.

Did you hear what John said? He is a Dickholemotherfucker!

Dickholemotherfucker by The Crackheads Dickhole August 14, 2021

dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.

I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.

dickholing by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023