getting new carpet

when your pubic hair starts to grop back after you've shaved it.

Guy 1: "Dude i'm getting new carpet."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? In what rooms?"

Guy 3: "No, i mean my pubes are growing back."

by ProfessorOak December 31, 2008

shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 06, 2009

flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.

Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"

by ProfessorOak January 06, 2010

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 01, 2009

dickaholism

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.

Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."

by ProfessorOak January 08, 2009