dickhard
The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.
Also known as dickswell.
Also known as dickswell.
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Adam DICKHARD
Adam DICKHARD by Bob-the-great-234567 February 12, 2020
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dickard rawson
Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.
dickard rawson by John2019 August 8, 2019
Gets my dick hard
"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."
Gets my dick hard by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007
ma dick hard meet me somewhere
What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
ma dick hard meet me somewhere by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
Dickard Rawson
Better known as Drew Carey, he's the host of The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! (the show that took the place of The Price is Right). Not to be confused with Richard Dawson.
Dickard Rawson by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019
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