dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

Adam DICKHARD

When Adam gets over hard over something, could be over men or women (I think)

Oh look, it’s Adam dickhard

by Bob-the-great-234567 February 12, 2020

Dickyard

A place full of retarded dickheads

Support forum is a really big dickyard

by eightincher June 14, 2015

dickard rawson

Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.

"Hey! That's Dickard Rawson from The Price is Right!"

by John2019 August 8, 2019

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007

ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.

I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!

by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011

Dickard Rawson

Better known as Drew Carey, he's the host of The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! (the show that took the place of The Price is Right). Not to be confused with Richard Dawson.

Dickard Rawson sucks on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I miss Bob Barker and the real Price is Right!

by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019