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Dickfairy 

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.
Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!
Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009
Words you can keep

Urban Dickfairy 

Someone who uses the "Urban Dictionary Word of the Day" every single day. In most situations the word is misused because the person is in such a rush to say it.
Lila: I can't stand days like today. It's like I'm on the strugglebus.

Brittney: Quit being an urban dickfairy. You steal the word of the day on a daily basis.
Urban Dickfairy by Zgregabro July 27, 2015

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".
Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.
Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

Dickfair 

A gathering of all men with no women.
Dude, why weren't there women invited? This is such a dickfair.

Dickfair is an event or gathering of men, like a fair or carnival.
Dickfair by Smurphy84 October 4, 2010
the act of being a dick or an asshole.
Guy:So what do you think of george.
Guy: he seems cool for awhile utill his dickatry gets to me.
dickatry by george January 20, 2005

dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!
dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

Dickfart 

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so
Dickfart by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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