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Dickfire
A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".
Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.
Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018
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Dickfairy • Dickfair • Urban Dickfairy • Dick Faires • dickfarmer • dickhair • Dickfire • dickfired • DICKFARTER • Dickfart Syndrome
dickfart
When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).
dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013
Dickfart
Dickfart by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018
Dickfarm
A mass collection of the male reproductive organ;Multiple male orgins collected within a small area.
Dickfarm by Ares...god of fun.. January 2, 2010
dickfart
A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.
Dickfairy
Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.
Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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