Dickfair 

A gathering of all men with no women.

Dude, why weren't there women invited? This is such a dickfair.

Dickfair is an event or gathering of men, like a fair or carnival.

Dickfair by Smurphy84 October 4, 2010

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

Dickfart 

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

Dickfart by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018

Dickfarm 

A mass collection of the male reproductive organ;Multiple male orgins collected within a small area.

Dickfarm is slang for all male colleges, groups, brothels and/or orgies; I.e. football teams.

Dickfarm by Ares...god of fun.. January 2, 2010

dickfart 

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.

I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?

dickfart by hinder90 February 23, 2010

Dickfairy 

Similar to the tooth fairy. But instead of taking teeth they take dicks. Usually in the buthole but often in the ear.

Kampbell Walker is a Dickfairy!
What a Dickfairy!
Dickfairy!

Dickfairy by Bobby Stinson March 21, 2009