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Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
by zaqwerty May 27, 2009
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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
by amy, yo August 10, 2007
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An inferior, winged creature, who steals peoples teeth, and replaces them with pathetic sums of money.

Also, can be used in referance to someone who sheeps their friends, trying to look big and clever.
Look at them two, Lou is such a Toothfairy when it comes to Elaine.
by Ann Onamys November 14, 2006
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Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
by J. Cox May 13, 2007
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That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
by It'sALie August 22, 2010
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As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone October 31, 2010
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