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dickedness

The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;

A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;

The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a college paper on Great Expectations without having read the book.
The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.

I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.

The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.
dickedness by DrSLK August 14, 2018
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small-dickedness

Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.
When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!

Limp-Dickedness 

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.
Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister
Limp-Dickedness by Psyrain June 9, 2010

Dickheadness 

when his actions resemble that of a dickhead...
When your significant other makes you listen to hairbands because he’s driving HIS vehicle.. ”it’s because he loves you”.. NO.. it’s because of his dickheadness..

dickyness 

To show constant signs of being a DICK !!!
To BAG ON others FS threads!
To TALK SMACK then run away like a GIRL !
Ignore that guys dickyness !
dickyness by ummm. March 14, 2007

Dickness 

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011
The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.
Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.
Dickiness by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008