dickdruff

the dried pussy juice flakes left behind when your girlfriend has a nice creamy climax and you don't shower

I crashed out after boning Gina last night, so when I got to the gym and took off my underwear dickdruff got all over the carpet.

by White Rodney October 26, 2009

Ducktruffling

Sneaking up behind someone in a public place and wiping shit on the back of their clothing.

Today I went ducktruffling at the Clackamas Town Center and wiped some real stinky shit.

by BrohaBAMF March 1, 2011

dickriff

Someone who is/acts like an insufferable douchebag.

"Don't even waste your time; that guy is a total dickriff!"

by toxicorange May 24, 2009

dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.

"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house

by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008

DickDrunk

To be clumsy, out of sorts, and imbalanced because of hetrosexual pentrational activity.

She said, "Babe, Why am I so clumsy, I keep dropping things and losing my balance."

He said, "Because you are DickDrunk from too much sex!"

by SaalNAngelia August 11, 2013

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

dicktruffle

also, a truffle of the dick

no definite meaning....just a nice word.

used in many contexts

"You are a dicktruffle"

"Hello fellow dicktruffle"

"Fancy a dicktruffle?"

by jinjur June 21, 2006