truffle

Noun: The mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman's forehead after being slapped by the head of a penis.

Truffling - Verb: The act of slapping your penis on a woman's forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.

I could tell by the mark on her head that she had just been truffled.

by The Real Maestro September 15, 2009

truffle

Verb. To mess with or get in someone's business.

I am not to be truffled with, not today.

by Mickey7378 May 01, 2009

truffle

To eat a lot of food. Based on "truffle pig," which is an animal used to seek out truffle mushrooms. If you eat a lot, you are a truffle pig. Can also be used in verb form with the word pig included, and can be shortened to just "tp."

I just truffled that pizza.

I'm going to go out and truffle pig at the restaurant tonight.

by gorgonzola_man2 February 11, 2008

truffle

a special person endowed in your life forever more wishing he or she were with you at all times good or bad.It also refers to nickname.

He is my only truffle.

by dubilia February 01, 2007

truffle

to be cool, rad, badass, pimp, and/or perfect.

Its not right how truffle i am.

That was so truffle

by donthaveaclue April 05, 2010

truffle

A piece of shit from a woman's ass.

I cleaned her bathroom. She offered me a truffle
which I accepted con mucho gusto (with the greatest
relish).

by Jim Ference November 04, 2007

Truffles

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014