Dickfluff
Warm seman type substance that drizzle out of the penis when teased, played with and is fully erected, but is not in fact cum
Dickfluff by Corey Sinopoli March 14, 2009
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Dinofluffyunicorntwat
You are a dinofluffyunicorntwat
Dinofluffyunicorntwat by NinjaJstar June 26, 2016
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dickflush
1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”
“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”
“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”
“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023
Dickflurry
When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
Dickflurry by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011
Dickflute
1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.
2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.
John: Linda is such a Dickflute.
Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.
John: Linda is such a Dickflute.
Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010
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