dickbuffer
dickbuffer by Ronny Ford January 7, 2004
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Dickbutter
Dickbutter by Hollywood E April 1, 2009
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dickburger
1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
Bigots are total dickburgers!
dickburger by Gardner! October 19, 2011
dickwiffer
Hey,dickwiffer leave me the fuck alone.
Stop scratching your balls, and take a bath you fucking dickwiffer.
Stop scratching your balls, and take a bath you fucking dickwiffer.
dickwiffer by Chris10541 July 13, 2006
Dickbutter
Combination of non sexual lube type liquids that make up a super lube. Perfect for your girl to give you a mind blowing handjob.
Dickbutter by SuezeeSmurd November 5, 2018
dick buffer
dick buffer by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006
Dickbutter
Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.
Dickbutter by Turkeymash December 13, 2014
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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