dickdraft

The breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. It indickates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.

Blushing red red as a tall glass of beet-pomegranate juice, I caught a dickdraft as I spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. I gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.

by Treebonics May 11, 2016

dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dickdrawal

When someone that is used receiving dick is suddenly left without it, causing withdrawal symptoms to occur.

That chick Devandra, she's going through total Dickdrawal right now. I caught her grinding that kid Skip's arm from accounting in the break room.

by partycrashers October 11, 2009

dickdruff

the dried pussy juice flakes left behind when your girlfriend has a nice creamy climax and you don't shower

I crashed out after boning Gina last night, so when I got to the gym and took off my underwear dickdruff got all over the carpet.

by White Rodney October 26, 2009

dickshaft

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

by B. Dang February 24, 2010