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dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good
"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"
dickamatized by jujubeez February 4, 2014
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Dickmatized 

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you
My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized
Dickmatized by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

Dickmatized 

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.
Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.
Dickmatized by FreeFlow January 31, 2017

Dickmatized 

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.
He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized
Dickmatized by alecsis July 10, 2020

Dickmatized 

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman
i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone
Dickmatized by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

Dickmatized 

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..
He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.

Dickmatized 

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.
Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .
Dickmatized by Jaded88 February 11, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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