dickalope

when a man discovers that he is checking out a transsexual

she is hot .. oh wait its a he. DICKALOPE!!

by commonss June 19, 2011

dickflop

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.

Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.

by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power September 5, 2007

donkalope

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.

A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.

by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

Dickapedia

A large collection of nudes (male), on a storage device (phone, computer etc).

Dude do you want to see whos in my Dickapedia?

by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012

dickslowed

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.

Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.

by westcherry October 1, 2016

Dickscope

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.

I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!

by dickscoper May 14, 2013