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Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.
Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.
by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023
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dickalage

Dickalage= Noun (Abbreviation). Diminutive form of the word (Dickollage).

1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

3. Generally a young juvenile male will employ sending an assortment dick of dick pics (dickalage/dickollage) in their tactics as a means to get "pussy" and act hung (generally a beta chad).
Girl: Hey you seem really nice, it'd be nice to get to know you! xD

Boy: You sure you don't want to see my Dickalage first

Girl: Ew no thanks

Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

Girl: sorry I already have other guys dick pics and don't need to underwhelm my storage space.

Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*
by Mr BigIdeas November 23, 2022
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Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel
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