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dickalyzer 

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.
Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.
dickalyzer by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023
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To send or be sent a large amount of dick emoticons on an online messenger
"I was talking to Johnny football hero on msn and he totally dickalized me!"
Dickalize by csavie92 October 8, 2009
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