dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

Dickalize

To send or be sent a large amount of dick emoticons on an online messenger

"I was talking to Johnny football hero on msn and he totally dickalized me!"

by csavie92 October 8, 2009

Dickblazer

Opertunist trying to hard the get dick.

Yo get off my bro, stop being such a dickblazer!

by anonymous June 12, 2024