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dick-crater 

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).
Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater
dick-crater by jpen July 26, 2014
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Caterpillar dick 

when your pubes start to take over the shaft of your dick, making it furry like a caterpillar.
brenden told his friends about his caterpillar dick.
Caterpillar dick by 6124C3 September 27, 2009

Caterpillar dick 

Hunter Mitchell Thomas forest Nicole green cox
-Oh my gosh Becky! Look at that caterpillar dick

-hunter has a caterpillar dick
Caterpillar dick by Mking October 14, 2018

Caterpillar Dick 

A Caterpillar Dick is a dick that is able to move like a Caterpillar. This means that the penis crawls with such elegance that it attracts all the females. It is said to be so mesmerizing that only few can recall ever seeing it.
I hooked up with my boyfriend last night and you wont believe what he had... A giant Caterpillar Dick!

Did you see Gab yesterday? He had a nice Caterpillar Dick
No way that Caterpillar kinda looks like my boyfriends dick, maybe he has a Caterpillar Dick.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008