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dick-crater

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater

by jpen July 26, 2014

Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

by jpen October 8, 2016