2 definitions by jpen

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater