dick splint
dick splint by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Dick splint
Dick splint by Bagosh October 18, 2010
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Dick splint
When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.
Dick splint by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021
Splint Dick
A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
Splint Dick by Stein Man May 4, 2008
Splint Dick
1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."
"Why am I a Splint Dick?"
"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."
"Why am I a Splint Dick?"
"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
Splint Dick by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
Dick Splinter
A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
Dick Splinter by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011
Dick split
Dick split by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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