dick snout

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1. The region of ones penis consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the 'head', almost exclusivly found in uncircumsized males.

2. When ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid penis.

3. A back alley circumscision gone wrong.

1. " When George whipped out his cock i couldn't help but notice the crusted, infected DICK SNOUT that covered the head of his penis."

2. " Julia's DICK SNOUT is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy's limp cock."

3. "Man, whats up with Daves DICK SNOUT? It looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circumsize him hours after birth."

dick snout by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

Words you can keep

dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

dick snoot by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

dicksnot

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dicksnot

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

dicksnot by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

dicksnot

a man's ejaculation after pleasure

the expulsion from the penis

dicksnot by gear October 24, 2004

dicksnout

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.

That sales rep is a dicksnout.

dicksnout by Senator S. December 15, 2008

Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.

oh I really want to dicksnort right now.

Dicksnort by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026