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dick snout 

1. The region of ones penis consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the 'head', almost exclusivly found in uncircumsized males.

2. When ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid penis.

3. A back alley circumscision gone wrong.
1. " When George whipped out his cock i couldn't help but notice the crusted, infected DICK SNOUT that covered the head of his penis."

2. " Julia's DICK SNOUT is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy's limp cock."

3. "Man, whats up with Daves DICK SNOUT? It looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circumsize him hours after birth."
dick snout by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008
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dick snoot 

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout
I like to suckle upon your dick snoot
dick snoot by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

dicksnot 

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,
Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.
dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dicksnot 

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.
I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.
dicksnot by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

dicksnot 

dicksnot by gear October 24, 2004

dicksnout 

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.
That sales rep is a dicksnout.
dicksnout by Senator S. December 15, 2008

Dicksnort 

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.
oh I really want to dicksnort right now.
Dicksnort by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010
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