dick muff
when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.
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dick muffin by giggletits69 June 16, 2011
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dick muffs
dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011
dick muffin
(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.
"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"
dick muffin by irrelevent July 3, 2008
Dick muffler
When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.
One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two
Dick muffler by Randy Leavitt June 26, 2018
Dick Muffin
Dick Muffin by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011
dick muffs
the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.
dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004
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