dick muff 

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.

"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."

dick muff by nickbest April 5, 2010

dick muffin 

a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis

dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job

dick muffin by giggletits69 June 16, 2011

dick muffs 

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011

dick muffin 

(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.

"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"

dick muffin by irrelevent July 3, 2008

Dick muffler 

When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.

One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two

Dick muffler by Randy Leavitt June 26, 2018

Dick Muffin 

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

Dick Muffin by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

dick muffs 

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004