nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle January 25, 2007

nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 2, 2008

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 2, 2012

nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

“I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 13, 2023

Nice Dick Terry

Implying that you can see a friends/strangers penis during an awkward circumstance, this phrase is most often used in showers or at swimming pools. the phrase was coined by Russell Howard in 2011.

you: "nice dick terry"
recipient "thank you"

by TerryWithTheD January 26, 2017