dick loaf 

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

dick loaf by uncle phil December 29, 2004

Loaf Dick 

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

Loaf Dick by phoehm November 13, 2016

Dickloaf 

An Asian delicacy in which the scrotum of a young deer is prepared in a lite soy sauce and ginger root mixture, the pubes are removed vilolently via single extraction methods pior to castration. It is sauteed for twety minutes, and then steamed and inserted up the anus for maxiumen pleasure in its consumption.

You try that mule deer dickloaf.
Naw man, I prefer whitetail myself.
Oh, don't be a cumtunnel.

Dickloaf by clavis jotey October 29, 2004