dick loaf

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.
Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.
by uncle phil December 29, 2004
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Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.
Can't bang, got loaf dick.
by phoehm November 13, 2016
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