Dick light 

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

Dick light by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

Light Socket Dick 

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

Light Socket Dick by PoopKyle October 20, 2008

Light-Speed On My Dick 

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

Light-Speed On My Dick by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

dick lightning 

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

dick lightning by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

dick lighter

The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.

When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter

dick lighter by bbc.flamethrower.reborncum March 15, 2015

Lightsaber dick 

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

Lightsaber dick by mimi_athena August 7, 2018