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Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.
Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!
by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018
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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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