CowManCheeseBall's definitions

brose

Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.

Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.

by CowManCheeseBall March 9, 2014

monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

mankle

Short for man-ankle. Usually used in the context of fashion, specifically when referring to the ankles of a man wearing no socks, and pants which are tailored shorter than is traditional. This style is popular among fashion-forward and/or metrosexual men.

When I was walking to class today, I saw a hipster guy in übertight pants, flashing some mankle as he walked.

by CowManCheeseBall June 9, 2014

bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013

clif bar

A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.

Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.

by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

public display of erection

This is when you get an awkward boner in public. It's usually induced by some hot chick sitting next to you.

Nick got a public display of erection when Kayla sat next to him in class.

by CowManCheeseBall September 26, 2014