dick kick

The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.

Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.

Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.

by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009

dick kick

Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.

Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.

Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?

Jason: No.

Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.

by DoyleBrunson October 14, 2012

dick kick

When a girl kicks a guy in the dick like she is playing soccor.

I pissed Shella off so she gave me a dick kick.

by ouch my dick hurts July 25, 2007

dick kick

An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.

Sam gave me a dick kick last night in bed.

by groovingirl28 January 24, 2008

Dick Kick December

Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)

"Why did you just do that"

"Its Dick Kick December it's fine"

by Panic._.Emma October 2, 2019

dick kick city

Noun. To be kicked in the genitals exceedingly hard. Used specifically within the context of a pro-wrestling match, often used as a heel/villain tactic to illicite boos from the audience. Coined by Brian Zane of Wrestking with Wregret.

MJF took CM Punk to dick kick city as soon as he put his guard down.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

National Dick kick day

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day

Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019