Dick-kicker

(n)1. a very dirty and/or very embarrasing story.
2. the twisted or disturbing punchline to a very dirty joke and/or very embarrasing story.

ex 1: "...But here's the dick-kicker, my ass isn't sore."
"Wow. That was a dick-kicker."

ex 2: "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Transexual."
"Transexual who?"
"(the dick-kicker)"
"Wow. That was uncalled for."

Dick-kicker by The Shinobi December 15, 2008

Dick Kickem 

A very stupid yet funny meme

I'm gonna kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass! -Dick Kickem

Dick Kickem by xX_Get_your_free_tvs_Xx August 30, 2017

Dick Kicked In 

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

Dick Kicked In by Average John April 3, 2015

dick knickers 

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

dick knickers by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Kicked In 

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.

Dick Kicked In by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017

Dick Knickers 

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.

fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers

Dick Knickers by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

Kicked dick 

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

Kicked dick by wizecracker October 6, 2016