A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.
by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003
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After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.
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