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dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.
guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!
by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003
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Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.
After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.
by TheBombMama October 7, 2015
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